18 oktober 2008

Editor's Note

As you already may have noticed, or not, in which case I bid thee remove thy head from thy rectum, we have a new addition to the fellowship. My partner in crime Rens will grace this already splendid source of information with his literary talents, time and interest willing, of course. A more than welcome addition in my opinion, as the alcoholic and abusive father and husband has probably passed on by now due to a liver failure, and is now no more than a lingering bitter memory from a broken childhood, and Myra has been chained down by love, so now, with a new thief added to the party, we can hopefully get some fucking writing done. Also, having removed your head from the dark side, it may have come to your attention that my cohort prefers to write in Dutch, to which I have no objection. I can imagine that some of you might take issue with his choice, presumably due to a lack of knowledge of the Dutch language; if so, just assume that his entry does not concern you, and direct your attention to the top part of your screen, where you'll find an address bar which can take you anywhere in this magical dimension called the Internet, and perhaps to a place where your feelings are taken into account. I thank you all for your attention, and welcome your continuing patronage in the future.

1 opmerking:

Rens zei

the cohort wishes to stipulate that it is not so much a preference for writing in Dutch that moved the author to violently appropiate the fore-mentioned language for his messy job, rather it would seem inapropriate to further glorify the editor's excellent mastery of the English language by submitted some poorly written and hasty draft in employing my, coining a Dutch expression, (stone)coal English.